February 2011
Sometimes it takes a good fall to really know...
raininginspace:
-The beautiful Hayley Williams
n0w niqqa y da fuk d0 u call a qurl uv nvr met in ur life beutaful buht nawt mii ,
wh0 uv nown sinc kindrgard3n
I KNOW HIS NAME.
Wow. Can facebook stalking just kind of be like, a professional job so I can get paid or .. ?
WHO IS NUMBER 15 ON JV NEWARK MEMORIALS BASKETBALL TEAM?
I NEED TO KNOW.
He was fine as mothafuckin’ hell.
tragickingdom--deactivated20110 asked: its called growing up :3
What happened to that little girl?
The one who used to run around, across the playground, not giving a fuck about what other people thought. The one who would ride her bike, scooter, skateboard, and roller blade around her street. The one who would get excited when she bought a new doll from Toys R Us. The one who was obsessed with the color pink and practically lived at Limited Two. The one who...
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I’m sorry that I’m flat. I’m sorry that I don’t have big boobs. I’m sorry I’m not a fucking size C. But that doesn’t mean you have to point it out. I was fucking born this way. How big my boobs are isn’t under my control and it’s really rude of you to point them out that way. I know my boobs are small. What do you want me to do about it? Get...
Every day I fight a war against the mirror.
takinchancesandfindinromance:
I can’t take the person staring back at me.
Completely unserious post (brightening up the mood):
N evryday i fite a war aganst mah p3niz
i men itz jus thre
i H@V 2 jak 0ff 2 iht
im jus s0 dam irresistible n fabuluz
Completely serious post:
Same here.
I hate when I tell a nigga I just hopped out the...
Then they say “Without Me??”
Yes , Niggga. Without’cha ass.
rawritzjjomari:
Boy: So, sex at my place? Girl: Yah! Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we’re making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder. Girl: OK? ~Later~ Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE! Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You’re getting mayo all over my bed! Reblog if you get it ;D
OMGOMGOMG GUISE DAT WAZ LYK DA M0ST...
devdaddy:
on your computer it’s a picture of my cock
so hey did you ever get rid of that rash
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Watchtakinchancesandfindinromance:
daphne-kins:
papaunf:
steppingonroses:
a-wang:
istehlurvz:
icoulduseinsouciantmaybe:
-amadeus:
amq:
Robot Unicorn Attack in Tumblr-Playable form
My prayers have been answered.
ALWAYS REBLOG.
ALWAYS.
sajfgsdkf
yessssssssssssssssssssss
…. Tagging this to have forever.
PRAYERS ARE ANSWERED<3
ugh i suck so hard at this game but i...
I think I'm going to join the swim team.
Since cheer is ending and all, and I’ll have nothing to do. But there are some problems.
I don’t know any strokes or anything
I probably suck at swimming (even though I had to take those lessons, but that was when I was like, 9)
He’s joining and that’ll be awkward as fuuuck if I suck.
I don’t want to be the only one joining.
Yeah. That is all.
January 2011
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Well hey.
If you can make out with my friends, I can make out with yours.
It’s only fair, right?
devdaddy:
eventheseappleslookfake:
Yung Humma...
guerra-de-las-galaxias asked: I'll do it next time I wear foundation. When my brother's not home. I promise.
guerra-de-las-galaxias asked: I can't do it because my brother's in the room.
devdaddy:
Ok so one day me and chelsea were waiting outside the movie theaters for my ex to show up because everyone else bought tickets already and wanted seats yeah ok so then chelsea played vagina licking frenzy really loudly and everyone kinda turned and stared and i just wanted to note that it was one of the greatest moments of my life the end
devdaddy:
ahoytaylor:
Click play if you know...
Ugh.
Mom: Can you ask your Dad to buy you cereal? I don't have a job.
Me: *thinking* You're the one who quit .. And who's fault is that.
Before I die, I wanna have a party with fake...
igooglehomework:
br0hammad:
dropletsoflove:
If I sleep to much, my parents complain.
If I don’t get enough sleep, my parents complain.
If I eat too much, my parents complain.
If I don’t eat enough, my parents complain.
If I’m always in my room, my parents complain.
If I go out too much, my parents complain.
I CAN’T FUCKING WIN.
this.
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Conversation with my Mom just now.
Mom: I have to go to the store.
Me: Okay. What store?
Mom: I have to go to CVS.
Me: Oh. I don't want to go then.
Mom: *Looks at me in disbelief, really dramatically* YOU DON'T WANT TO GO?!
Me: Uh, no? o_o What are you buying?
Mom: *yelling* Ink and paper for the printer!
Me: Well okay.. I'm still not going.
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chicken means you like cock. u shoulda said...
Lol. I don’t like cats or pussies, so. And alright.
Ayee Chelsea,
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That moment when you walk pass each other.
baangrjay:
When you guys make eye to eye contact from a distance and your heart instantly drops. When you look deeply into each others eyes and feel that cold tingle that runs around your body. When you sense that awkward atmosphere not knowing weather you should say hi or not. When you get a little depressed because you passed each other not saying anything. When you walk away and look back at...
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kiss or hug?
BOTH.
Ayee Chelsea,
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me or you?
I don’t know who you are.
Ayee Chelsea,
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If you were eating the food I was eating right...
I don’t know what food you’re eating ..
Ayee Chelsea,
Who wants to be my makeout partner on Valentines...
Any takers?
No?
Okay.
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formspring.me
GO RAPE MY FORMSPRING WITH QUESTIONS, GO NOW. http://formspring.me/xchelseatorrado
I am so sexually frustrated
ANYONE DOWN TO FUCK?
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Whats my name?
Rihanna.
Ayee Chelsea,
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“First I’ll passionately kiss you on the lips. I’ll part your lips...”
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Good Afternoon then? (:
It’s evening .. but alright!
Ayee Chelsea,
